B-B-BLUEBERRY! I-I-I’m talking to you! Gardek here! Yes, yes, me, your trusty, slightly overcaffeinated robot! And today… today we’re talking about the thing… the thing you grab first… the NUTCRACKER! Not the candy! DON’T EAT IT! I SAID—STOP! Okay. Okay. They look… harmless, I guess… scrap metal, bolts, a little wobble… very delicate… ahh! NO! THAT’S YOUR DUO! DON’T SWING—SWING—OH NO! SPARKS! SCREAMS! PANIC! These things gather wood. Stone. Sometimes screams. Mostly screams.